your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is setlook at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”
This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.
i always wonder how people just knew to be rolling a camera in moments like these
Target has security cameras covering just about every inch of the store including the backroom and loading area. Mostly it’s used to catch internal theft because Target trusts no bitch. Sometimes it catches stuff like this.
is it just me or is that guy really attractive?
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
In which John Green is just like us
that shrug is fucking legendary
You can tell Beyoncé’s actually really happy he did that. I reckon she sent him and then acted shocked
Let me tell you something about oct4nandos. We were best friends when I started Tumblr.. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in the summer, I reblogged my first picture (this picture) which was totally gorgeous but then I moved onto better photos, and oct4nandos was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would reblog this photo for my followers, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you reblog my photos?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-10k+ pool party, I was like, “oct4nandos, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a newbie.” I mean I couldn’t have a newbie blog at my party. There were gonna be tumblr famous people there with their *20k followers*. I mean, right? She had less than 10k! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of tumblr because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, her theme was changed and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s trying to be oct4love
I FOUND IT OMFG
Every time you see this you must reblog. It’s like the rules of feminism.
^omfg laughing my ass off hehe c: